It was…uhh… (1)
Dalamud burnt blood red and just as the tendrils of its flames reached out to engulf the land, down descended the Archon Louisoix from the heavens! He had come to save Eorzea!
I said he came from the heavens! Louisoix came to save Eorzea!
Louisoix: “Ahem! If it is the dreadwyrm Bahamut you fear, then fear no longer. I stole upon him whilst he was in a deep sleep. The battle was short, and I emerged victorious. From his meat I did concort a stew most hearty, and from his bones did I mix a salve to soothe all wounds.”
You ate him!? I…I mean, and so did Louisoix consume the heart of his enemy, and this averted the Calamity” With the medicine made from the dragon’s bones, the Archon added years to the lives of Eorzea’s people!
…And all lived happily ever after. A wonderful story indeed. However it’s not exactly the one I remember hearing…