Let’s summon Bahamut, the Primal who nearly destroyed the world!

As my Summoner training continued, I found a tome with my teacher.

The tome exploded in some weird dust.

Usually, this meant a chemical attack and my dear friend would be dead by now.

Luckily, we are in Eorzea and no such thing happens here.

The tome was actually alive.

It called itself Principia and seemed to be a tome about summonings.

It promised to be good and to teach me secrets of summoning.

I don’t know where they came fro, but suddenly there were some Summoner apprentices.

Excuse me? Wasn’t this just supposed to be training for myself?!

I had to fight them to show Princi my power.

Fair enough.

Needless to say, I crushed them.

Princi was very pleased.

Some time later, it took us to a Frontlines area where Sephirot Egi was raging. Oh neat, a new potential primal I could summon! ö.ö

Unfortunately, we only met the master of the tome.

He was like “lol ur all noobs I will destroy you” kinda.

Turns out, he was just a clone of the real master which was possible with Allagan technology.

I trained hard to become stronger so that I could kill this and any further potential clones.

What I needed was more power. More primals.


Yes, you are seeing this correctly, I learned to summon Bahamut! How?

Well, we did some Allagan technology stuff…

We faced the evil master of the tome.

There were actually 3 of them and they had an ADS with them.

Unlucky for them was that they didn’t seem to know that ADS was killed within seconds these days cause it was comparably weak :D

And so, I became a Summoner that can summon Bahamut.

My next goal is to take it to the next level and become Bahamut while Bahamut is summoned.



Eternal Bond of Niko and Dash: 02.09.2017

Two months ago, Niko and Dashie formed the Eternal Bond of their lives.

It was a wonderful day and they awaited their guests while mounted on dangerous Coeurls!

Cayu and me arrived first and we decided to introduce some special guests.

First of all, we had booked Aymeric to have an important meeting with the Warriors of Light. He couldn’t say no.

We also organized a stripper with its Chocobo dancer! This was going to be an amazing celebration!

Finally, we were allowed to enter the waiting area. We had Loxie, Lilly, Berew, Chelci, Riiko (that’s me!), Cayu and a stranger with us! She was a mysterious lady.

We actually filled one bench in the Cathedral. o.o;

Our pets ran around wildly. Nobody cared.

Finally, the couple arrived in a floating vessel, lead by Moogles! What a beautiful sight ö.ö

They promised to be eternally bound to each other by drinking from a cup.

It looked just like the cup from Nanamo.


Luckily, they survived and we celebrated big time that they had lived through the poisoning attempt by the NPC…

Afterwards, we scavenged through Niko’s and Dashie’s houses to dance and celebrate.

They had set up the delicious wedding cake. Not long after, it was gone. My stomach was so full!

Only Loxie still had appetite for the little pet they kept in an aquarium…

To this day, nobody has filed a complaint for the missing fish. I think, they still haven’t noticed it’s gone…

Wish you all the best! :D

The Horrors of Babysitting Sylphie

It was a terrifying path but I managed to keep calm and manage the situation like a grown up.

Sylphie was with me.

I was babysitting again.

She had seen kids in the woods. This is nothing unusual, they might just be playing there, right?

Turns out, they were emitting some kind of magical power which they couldn’t control.

The kid was also super scared that we’d lock it into a cage.

Thankfully, Sylphie was also still just a kid so they could talk on their level to each other.

The kid calmed down and accepted us as friends.

Okay, that was easy.

But the, the kid found out that Sylphie was a Conjurer. Whoooops!

Panic in the face of the kid before it fled deeper into the woods.

We followed her to a wooden cottage.

The mother was waiting for us outside.

She actually scared us away with a bow that was below level 10 or something. Really scary stuff.

We had a very short battle until she suddenly started to collapse. I hadn’t even thrown rocks at her yet!

The daughter, Gatty, ran out of the house and GASP!

She was a he!

I’m kidding. She had horns. Like the Padaajlallas people from the Conjurers Guild!

Directly, Gatty started to emitt some power.

An Imp appeared.

It summoned some demons in an attempt to kidnap Gatty.

Not surprised, Gatty wasn’t allowed with strangers when all their visitors were imps and demons…

Of course I beat the demon with ease.

Then, Sylphie had in idea.

Absolutely brilliant. I would never hear from them again and maybe some demon would take care of them.

Before I could leave, the Conjurer Guild Master entered the house.

Oh no… Please don’t make me babysit Sylphie any longer!

Another demon attacked and the mom got badls injured.

We tried to heal her but it was too late.

With the mom’s death, Gatty was completely out of control. Demons appeared, trying to devour lil Gatty.

Of course I couldn’t let that happen! I healed Gatty and defeated the attacking demon.

Aaaand done!

They decided to take Gatty in and teach her the way of the Conjurer. Seems like Sylphie now has to babysit her and I was finally free!

The joy and relief I felt was immeasurable. Finally free from Babysitting Sylphie! Never again!!

Yuu, the dragon lady, and her pet dragon

What a fine day to post some pictures of my adorable alt Yuu and her beloved pet Dragon.

What do you mean, it’s too late to post bikini pictures?

Why should I not be allowed to post it in Autumn?! ò_ó;;

Okay, I have totally missed the summer time to post lovely pictures of the Moonfire Faire.

Yes, I haven’t posted pictures of the Rising event either…

What could happen?

Are you putting me into jail or something?

Oh no, you must be kidding! Please release me? ö.ö;;

By now, the amazing beach looks more like a sinister storm of rain, wind and leaves.

WHat have I done? How could I be begind by months with my blog posts again?!

This can’t be happening…

OMG this is happening!

I have failed again.

At least you get to enjoy a dragon lady with her baby dragon in a desperate situation. :\

Yes, if you call him “He’s just a raptor, he will never fly”, then he will bite you and prove you wrong. These wings will grow as he gets older and we will soar in the sky, laughing at you unbelievers! ò.ó

Riiko’s Susano Ex Wipe Guide

First, the fight is unlocked at this suspisious Yoshida lookalike. You must have defeated Susano once in the Red Sahagin home.

The most imprtant thing is to click anything that is possible to click.

Especially a button like this.

Your group will love you if you do this as DPS or healer and you’re certain to fail this challenge.

Welcome to the Susano Ex Trial. I’m Riiko and I’ll be your Wipe Guide.

(Similarities of this catchphrase to actually good youtube guides are totally unintended.)

This is what your group will look like when you follow this guide.

Drenched in rain, full of hopelessness and despair, missing words to say at what just happened.

Make sure to no evade stuff. Who cares when the healers can just raise you again?

Let Bahamut do all the work for you.

Do stand in the funny red-black goo.

Sinking in is totally not dangerous.

Don’t worry about Susano’s size. Size doesn’t mean everything.

Eventually, you’ll get carried through. And you get your mount too! Congratulations.

For farming runs, make sure to let Bahamut take the sword. He’s really efficient at this as you can se in the following screenshot.

When things go down, have a healer LB3 to make up for your mistakes. It’s their job after all.

Hope you found this guide helpful.

(Please don’t follow it…)

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