Black Mage Master Shantotto

Lalai and me traveled to some ruins.

Suddenly, a glowing light appeared. What was going on?

The light flew around and suddenly entered Lalai’s body! O.O;

I was very worried about his. Especially since this different voice sounded somehow familiar.

Turns out, it’s Shantotto!

At least she’s honest about things. Nevertheless, I was slightly worried.

She didn’t rhyme. Was this really Shantotto?

She got really angry when I asked her that and challenged me for a duel by attacking me out of the purple.

I fought her and totally outpowered her.

Yeah, I was really surprised myself but it must have been cause it wasn’t her own body.

She told me, she wasn’t rhyming anymore because she actually doesn’t have a speaking mistake like all the other Tarutaru in her world. She was only pretending to fit in.

Then, she went dormant and gave Lalai the control back. She was all panicky about what had happened.

In the end, Shantotto helped us defeat evil and returned to her world.


Riiko’s Final Fantasy XIV 3.x BLM Guide: Even you can do this

You are a Black Mage. Your task is to deal damage.

First of all, you put your Ley lines down. This way, your whole group can profit from Ley lines too!

Make sure to cast Explosions as often as possible.



Even if your friends die around you, you are doing your job right.

If you worry about not getting healed or people complain about getting killed by you, just tell them: “You have to adjust!” This handy tip comes from Larryzaur’s “Bascially, BLM” guide:

Please note: While people can stand in your Ley lines, they actually don’t have any effect on them. Also note that this guide is purposely bad. It’s not really a guide.

Can you draw these FFXIV job and class icons?

It is several months ago since this trended on Twitter. I always meant to fill it out but I eventually forgot about it. Now it’s time, to do what has to be done: Can I draw these icons?

Oh right, my name is Riiko Rinkoko and my main job is WHM.

LOL if this was a test at school I would have failed due to forgetting my name… It’s been many years since school, please forgive me!

I’m surprised how many icons I could remember – the wrong way around! Many would have to be mirrored horizontally to be correct. If there is anyone around who can explain this phenomenon, please do!

After finishing, I noticed that I drew SCH as a Butt Mage when in fact it is a Boob Mage! O.O; Please check it thoroughly, everyone!

Here you can find the original post with the blank form if you would like to fill this out too! :D

Black Mage: We’re Team Black Mage!

I trained my skills and spells so that I would always be in control of my power.

Sometimes, I needed guinea pigs to test my spells on. Luckily, Rhaqui volounteered to help me out sometimes.

(No cats were harmed during my training!)

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Powerful magic needs a powerful caster. I am the MOST POWERFUL OUT THERE!

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You may think, why is that lil Lala saying, she’s so strong? I’m way stronger cause I have cleared such and such content.

Well, I will show you.

Together with Lalai, I fought my way through a bunch of lost souls…

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We finally got through to their leader. He surely had no fashion sense…

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But he was going to summon a demon from the void.

Lalai tried to convince him not to do this! It’s super dangerous, especially if you’re summoning it alone…

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But he was there, laughing in his awful outfit, summoning a beast to control and take over the world.

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It was a beast indeed but it really wasn’t that scary. I mean, it didn’t look half as strong as Bahamut.

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And I had strong allies by my side. Z’dude was finally convinced to help us true Black mages out!

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And then there were my Beastmen buddies!

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Together, we fought against the foe who had knocked out that awful BLM who had summoned him. What a Loser.

Now it was up to us to defeat the foe.

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Needless to say, we slayed it.

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And then, suddenly, Z’dude was doing something very unexpected.

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He healed the Loser Black Mage.

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Why? Because he was needed to make a statement before the judge!

In the end, Z’dude is a good guy. A little annoying but good.

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So I finished my BLM training and am now a full Black Mage with immense powers!

What makes me the strongest are my reliable Beastmen friends. ò.ó Without friends, one is not only alone but also way weaker than when you’re fighting beside your trusted friends!

Black Mage: The Deathbringer?!

I couldn’t be bother to keep savong my AST teacher so I decided to stick to the cool people. Like Lalai, my BLM mentor. She’s always pretty cool.

2015-06-19 BLM HW 01

We went to check out some stuff and found an empty chest. Obviously this was really bad because something was supposed to be in there. @.@;; Did a demon escape?!

2015-06-19 BLM HW 02

Some Z’dude, a Conjurer who thought he’s something special, approached us. There were people who tried to master the art of destruction. They sounded rather dangerous as they were dealing with immense powers, they couldn’t handle.


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So we got a call from our Kobolt BLM buddy as he was being threatened by said people.

I rushed in an nuked them down. They were beyond saving – some dark power had taken over and was controlling them.

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Z’dude was making a scene. Why I had killed them…. He needed them for questioning… Well, too late <.<;

At least my Kobolt friend was thankful.

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He taught me some cool spell.

Z’dude was not amused.

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I tried out my spell immediately. Leylines.

You see this suspicious looking summoning circle within the bubbl, right? That’s mine! I cast faster when standing in it but unfortunately it has the hidden ability to attract more enemy AOE attacks so that you have to move out of it and maybe even interrupt your casting.

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Next, I saved my Ixali BLM friend. Z’dude was raging again that I had killed the attackers. <.<

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Even my Ixali friend tried to explain that they had lost control over their powers and were lost to start with.

2015-06-19 BLM HW 09

I returned to town. This Z’dude wasn’t very smart, was he? Those people had killed themselves by being weak, overestimating their power and giving in to the evil.

I would never do that. I’m my own master! ò_ó/

2015-06-19 BLM HW 10

I’m the invincible Black Mage Riiko. My pet owl is a symbol of wisdom. They only sit on people with immense wisdom ò.óV

2015-06-19 BLM HW 11

I’m also super dangerous. While my minion army is growing (only missing 7 available minions of which I will probably never get 2 due to old promotion activities), I am also getting stronger myself every day.

2015-06-19 BLM HW 12

And then I got a call from Z’dude. He was in trouble and I had to save him…

What a fool.

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At least he seemed to slowly understand that not all Black Mages and all black magic was bad and evil.

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