Jobventures: Mushroom Mage, Epic Arrowmage, Sword Assassin, Wannabe-Lalamud and Dragon in a box

Eureka turned my White Mage into a Mushroom Mage. All the standing around made my outfit match a random Mushroom O.O;

Bard Limit break is so epic. Have you actually ever looked at it close by?

Disclaimer: The following pictures were totally not made mid-fight after I used the LB3 on the adds of the boss. Totally didn’t happen. And I totally didn’t die afterwards.

First, Aim.

Then shoot!

A rain of arrows raining down from the sky, piercing the enemy.

Bow in front of your audience and thank them for watching your amazing performance.

And then, just play some notes on your flute and win.


Samurai is a serious job. To master it, you have to defeat your master. At least that’s how it’s done in past history.

My samurai skills are not as cool as other’s…

When visiting Merlin’s home, I one day took this amazing picture of my Black Mage having mini Bahamut wings! ö.ö

Don’t I look like lil Lalamud?

What do you mean, it’s not purple enough? <.<;

The Dragoon quests lead me to the Inn in Kugane. They had received a mysterious box. And the box talked!!

Turns out, my little Dragon friend had himself delivered to Kugane in a Box! O.O;; He then made the Inn his home.

Turns out, the owner is happily surprised.

After all, Dragons are a sign of good luck in Kugane. Good for you, little Dragon friend whose name I totally remember but intentionally leave out in this post to avoid spoilers… or somet…


Black Mage Master Shantotto

Lalai and me traveled to some ruins.

Suddenly, a glowing light appeared. What was going on?

The light flew around and suddenly entered Lalai’s body! O.O;

I was very worried about his. Especially since this different voice sounded somehow familiar.

Turns out, it’s Shantotto!

At least she’s honest about things. Nevertheless, I was slightly worried.

She didn’t rhyme. Was this really Shantotto?

She got really angry when I asked her that and challenged me for a duel by attacking me out of the purple.

I fought her and totally outpowered her.

Yeah, I was really surprised myself but it must have been cause it wasn’t her own body.

She told me, she wasn’t rhyming anymore because she actually doesn’t have a speaking mistake like all the other Tarutaru in her world. She was only pretending to fit in.

Then, she went dormant and gave Lalai the control back. She was all panicky about what had happened.

In the end, Shantotto helped us defeat evil and returned to her world.

Riiko’s Final Fantasy XIV 3.x BLM Guide: Even you can do this

You are a Black Mage. Your task is to deal damage.

First of all, you put your Ley lines down. This way, your whole group can profit from Ley lines too!

Make sure to cast Explosions as often as possible.



Even if your friends die around you, you are doing your job right.

If you worry about not getting healed or people complain about getting killed by you, just tell them: “You have to adjust!” This handy tip comes from Larryzaur’s “Bascially, BLM” guide:

Please note: While people can stand in your Ley lines, they actually don’t have any effect on them. Also note that this guide is purposely bad. It’s not really a guide.

Can you draw these FFXIV job and class icons?

It is several months ago since this trended on Twitter. I always meant to fill it out but I eventually forgot about it. Now it’s time, to do what has to be done: Can I draw these icons?

Oh right, my name is Riiko Rinkoko and my main job is WHM.

LOL if this was a test at school I would have failed due to forgetting my name… It’s been many years since school, please forgive me!

I’m surprised how many icons I could remember – the wrong way around! Many would have to be mirrored horizontally to be correct. If there is anyone around who can explain this phenomenon, please do!

After finishing, I noticed that I drew SCH as a Butt Mage when in fact it is a Boob Mage! O.O; Please check it thoroughly, everyone!

Here you can find the original post with the blank form if you would like to fill this out too! :D

Black Mage: We’re Team Black Mage!

I trained my skills and spells so that I would always be in control of my power.

Sometimes, I needed guinea pigs to test my spells on. Luckily, Rhaqui volounteered to help me out sometimes.

(No cats were harmed during my training!)

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Powerful magic needs a powerful caster. I am the MOST POWERFUL OUT THERE!

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You may think, why is that lil Lala saying, she’s so strong? I’m way stronger cause I have cleared such and such content.

Well, I will show you.

Together with Lalai, I fought my way through a bunch of lost souls…

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We finally got through to their leader. He surely had no fashion sense…

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But he was going to summon a demon from the void.

Lalai tried to convince him not to do this! It’s super dangerous, especially if you’re summoning it alone…

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But he was there, laughing in his awful outfit, summoning a beast to control and take over the world.

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It was a beast indeed but it really wasn’t that scary. I mean, it didn’t look half as strong as Bahamut.

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And I had strong allies by my side. Z’dude was finally convinced to help us true Black mages out!

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And then there were my Beastmen buddies!

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Together, we fought against the foe who had knocked out that awful BLM who had summoned him. What a Loser.

Now it was up to us to defeat the foe.

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Needless to say, we slayed it.

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And then, suddenly, Z’dude was doing something very unexpected.

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He healed the Loser Black Mage.

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Why? Because he was needed to make a statement before the judge!

In the end, Z’dude is a good guy. A little annoying but good.

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So I finished my BLM training and am now a full Black Mage with immense powers!

What makes me the strongest are my reliable Beastmen friends. ò.ó Without friends, one is not only alone but also way weaker than when you’re fighting beside your trusted friends!

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