The Horrors of Babysitting Sylphie

It was a terrifying path but I managed to keep calm and manage the situation like a grown up.

Sylphie was with me.

I was babysitting again.

She had seen kids in the woods. This is nothing unusual, they might just be playing there, right?

Turns out, they were emitting some kind of magical power which they couldn’t control.

The kid was also super scared that we’d lock it into a cage.

Thankfully, Sylphie was also still just a kid so they could talk on their level to each other.

The kid calmed down and accepted us as friends.

Okay, that was easy.

But the, the kid found out that Sylphie was a Conjurer. Whoooops!

Panic in the face of the kid before it fled deeper into the woods.

We followed her to a wooden cottage.

The mother was waiting for us outside.

She actually scared us away with a bow that was below level 10 or something. Really scary stuff.

We had a very short battle until she suddenly started to collapse. I hadn’t even thrown rocks at her yet!

The daughter, Gatty, ran out of the house and GASP!

She was a he!

I’m kidding. She had horns. Like the Padaajlallas people from the Conjurers Guild!

Directly, Gatty started to emitt some power.

An Imp appeared.

It summoned some demons in an attempt to kidnap Gatty.

Not surprised, Gatty wasn’t allowed with strangers when all their visitors were imps and demons…

Of course I beat the demon with ease.

Then, Sylphie had in idea.

Absolutely brilliant. I would never hear from them again and maybe some demon would take care of them.

Before I could leave, the Conjurer Guild Master entered the house.

Oh no… Please don’t make me babysit Sylphie any longer!

Another demon attacked and the mom got badls injured.

We tried to heal her but it was too late.

With the mom’s death, Gatty was completely out of control. Demons appeared, trying to devour lil Gatty.

Of course I couldn’t let that happen! I healed Gatty and defeated the attacking demon.

Aaaand done!

They decided to take Gatty in and teach her the way of the Conjurer. Seems like Sylphie now has to babysit her and I was finally free!

The joy and relief I felt was immeasurable. Finally free from Babysitting Sylphie! Never again!!

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WHM Job Gauge Improvement Idea (and MNK)

Do you know the issue that you have 3 lilies but all abilities that could use them up are on cooldown? You just had to heal that much!

No? I don’t know this issue either, but in case this ever happens, I have THE idea to improve the WHM Job Gauge. It’s a revolutionary idea, that will make the job with their lily system a lot more efficient.

Here is a sample picture of how it could look like:

Most jobs can show off and gather 69 <whatever> of their job gauge. On the other hand, several jobs are unable to do so. Is this fair?

No! This is completely unfair! WHMs should be able to gather 69 Lilies and take screenshots to brag on twitter of it as well!

Of course I understand, there are other jobs who cannot do this either, like SCH, BRD, MCH, MNK… Do not worry, I also have a brilliant and beautiful idea for Monk:

While it might look like it’s covering your whole screen, don’t worry, you can just place it over your party list or your chatlog. As MNK, you don’t need to know what the rest of the group is doing anyway.

In case it’s not clear, this is a bad advice post. Please don’t be bad.

Riiko’s WHM Truck WROOM WROOM!

When a few weeks ago the Media tour information was released, everyone started screaming how WHM was dead. Unreasonable people started kicking WHMs out of their Savage groups in preparation for Stormblood.

While I wasn’t amused by the useless Lilies they presented, I still enjoyed WHM and was sure it would remain the same.

So I made this picture of my WHM Truck!

The truck will run over all those who cry and complain because WHM isn’t dead and it’s gonna be awesome! Have some more trust!! ò_ó

Later on, news got out that the information from the Media Tour about the status of the jobs was about 1 month old and even Yoshida announced some change to the Lilly system which makes it not as awful but still not amazing. Unless they change the battles so that cure spam is actually necessary.

Nevertheless I will always love my WHM and this WHM TRUCK is awesome! WROOM WROOM MOTHERF*****! “o_´´o/

Can you draw these FFXIV job and class icons?

It is several months ago since this trended on Twitter. I always meant to fill it out but I eventually forgot about it. Now it’s time, to do what has to be done: Can I draw these icons?

Oh right, my name is Riiko Rinkoko and my main job is WHM.

LOL if this was a test at school I would have failed due to forgetting my name… It’s been many years since school, please forgive me!

I’m surprised how many icons I could remember – the wrong way around! Many would have to be mirrored horizontally to be correct. If there is anyone around who can explain this phenomenon, please do!

After finishing, I noticed that I drew SCH as a Butt Mage when in fact it is a Boob Mage! O.O; Please check it thoroughly, everyone!

Here you can find the original post with the blank form if you would like to fill this out too! :D

The incredibly tough FFXIV Job ability and spell icon quiz from Twitter

Last week, there were screenshots roaming on twitter where you were asked to identify all the abilities/spells displayed.

Challenge accepted.

The small healer quiz:

Can you distinguish between WHM, SCH and AST spells?

Please note: I got something wrong in the above quiz. Do you know what’s wrong? ò.ó;;

The Tank Quiz:

PLD, WAR and DRK abilities that are used quite often. Except the one on the bottom right. What is this?!!

The DRK Quiz or “Can’t we just call everything “Dark thingy”?”:

Savage Ninja Quiz:

How did SE think it was a good idea to have all abilities look pretty much similar? You can even mix gatherer abilities inbetween and keep people thinking what NIN ability this one was XD

The Ultimate healer Quiz:

All in all I think I recognized the most important spells and abilities. Guess I’m a pro now ò.óV

The question is, how many would you have recognized?

Here are the direct links to the original twitter posts:

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