Jobventures: Mushroom Mage, Epic Arrowmage, Sword Assassin, Wannabe-Lalamud and Dragon in a box

Eureka turned my White Mage into a Mushroom Mage. All the standing around made my outfit match a random Mushroom O.O;

Bard Limit break is so epic. Have you actually ever looked at it close by?

Disclaimer: The following pictures were totally not made mid-fight after I used the LB3 on the adds of the boss. Totally didn’t happen. And I totally didn’t die afterwards.

First, Aim.

Then shoot!

A rain of arrows raining down from the sky, piercing the enemy.

Bow in front of your audience and thank them for watching your amazing performance.

And then, just play some notes on your flute and win.


Samurai is a serious job. To master it, you have to defeat your master. At least that’s how it’s done in past history.

My samurai skills are not as cool as other’s…

When visiting Merlin’s home, I one day took this amazing picture of my Black Mage having mini Bahamut wings! ö.ö

Don’t I look like lil Lalamud?

What do you mean, it’s not purple enough? <.<;

The Dragoon quests lead me to the Inn in Kugane. They had received a mysterious box. And the box talked!!

Turns out, my little Dragon friend had himself delivered to Kugane in a Box! O.O;; He then made the Inn his home.

Turns out, the owner is happily surprised.

After all, Dragons are a sign of good luck in Kugane. Good for you, little Dragon friend whose name I totally remember but intentionally leave out in this post to avoid spoilers… or somet…


Stormblood Job quest summary

The new Astventures contained stargazing. A lot of it. I never saw any of their star signs in the stars. A Geomancer showed up and he clearly got here through Atomos from Vana’diel. Turns out, he lives in Kugane and has to protect the town from evil beasts! O.O;;

The Bard quests were as boring as can be. We basically played music and traveled the world while nobody was listening to us.

As a Machinist, I mettled with some Ishgardian Brune locals.

As the Monk quests started, I felt there were great things coming.

Unfortunately, there weren’t. I had to play babyistter for my teacher and didn’t even remember the pupils’ names… So I decided to quit.

As Paladin, I was for once not asked to kill someone. Instead, I was forced to sign up in the Gladiator battles.

Funny enough, I was allowed to stay Paladin and didn’t have my job stone off at all. Nanamo even supported this and let me have an easy win.

After that tournament, I decided to stop these boring battles and fester my summoning skills.

As you can see, it’s working really well. While I take pictures, the group fights the fight for me. My DoTs are ticking, so why would there be any complaint ever?

Bahamut is majestic as f*** and he’s mine now.

But brace yourself for this ultimate attack of mine.

I evolved into Bahamut myself…

…while having Bahamut summoned!

I’ll call this the ultimate Bahamut Flare! It pierces not only enemies but also allies. I’m really sorry, but it’s so powerful that it’s not possible to control.

Due to my accidental murder of Niko, I changed my image and became an Summonemo.


Can you draw these FFXIV job and class icons?

It is several months ago since this trended on Twitter. I always meant to fill it out but I eventually forgot about it. Now it’s time, to do what has to be done: Can I draw these icons?

Oh right, my name is Riiko Rinkoko and my main job is WHM.

LOL if this was a test at school I would have failed due to forgetting my name… It’s been many years since school, please forgive me!

I’m surprised how many icons I could remember – the wrong way around! Many would have to be mirrored horizontally to be correct. If there is anyone around who can explain this phenomenon, please do!

After finishing, I noticed that I drew SCH as a Butt Mage when in fact it is a Boob Mage! O.O; Please check it thoroughly, everyone!

Here you can find the original post with the blank form if you would like to fill this out too! :D

Bardventures: A Siren’s Song is not a Lala song

That was when I heard a harp play. It was the Bard!

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He had returned and acted all cool like he was never gonna let us down.

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In the end, I slayed the siren while the others just watched.

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They all pretended like it had be them who had slayed the beast.

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Angrily, I flew off, leaving the Lancer and the Bard alone so they could talk. They had been in a quarrel about THe true song forever and it was time for them to talk it through.

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I returned to my old Bard trainer in the Shroud and received his blessing to call myself an Expert Bard.

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Next, I asked Thyla to craft me that amazing visor that I had been hunting in Coil T2 for like forever but never got the drop. Now it was craftable and lookef perfect with my new Bard Outfit.

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Of course I had to show it off to everyone.

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People were impressed, I was happy and we ended up with a dance party in my basement.

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Things got a liiiiittle out of hand after a while…

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Eh, and this is how I became a pro Bard. I still don’t use that casting bard thing cause it’s awful…. eh..

Bardventures: Searching for THE song

Just to get it done, I helped out the Lancer dude to find THE song. It was supposed to be some awesome epic antique song of the songs that he was searching for months already. The BRD friend who had accompanied us had left by now as he didn’t believe a simple Laner would be able to find an epic song just like that.

The Moogles in Moghome were eager to help us as they sniffed kupo nut rewards.

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For some readon, the Lancer got all flirty with me when he realized I wa sno longer a Lalafell.

A short extremely evil look scared him away.

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We explored the Sea of Clouds where the Moogles had locked a Siren who had sung a special song in the past. But she was sealed away now. The Lancer believed that her song was THE song.

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We arrived at the stone where the Siren was sealed.

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The moogle that lead us, Mogta, was all like: “DON’T TOUCH THAT ROCK.”

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Guess why Hyurs are considered the most stupid race in Eorzea.

Correct, the Lancer touched the stone.

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This released the Siren!

She was pretty hot.

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But her song was not.

It was more of a deadly requiem, hurting our ears.

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Mogta was furious too!

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They had sealed her away ages ago and now, this awful Hyur had released her. If only there was someone who was strong enough to slay her… like the Warrior of Light!

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