WHM Job Gauge Improvement Idea (and MNK)

Do you know the issue that you have 3 lilies but all abilities that could use them up are on cooldown? You just had to heal that much!

No? I don’t know this issue either, but in case this ever happens, I have THE idea to improve the WHM Job Gauge. It’s a revolutionary idea, that will make the job with their lily system a lot more efficient.

Here is a sample picture of how it could look like:

Most jobs can show off and gather 69 <whatever> of their job gauge. On the other hand, several jobs are unable to do so. Is this fair?

No! This is completely unfair! WHMs should be able to gather 69 Lilies and take screenshots to brag on twitter of it as well!

Of course I understand, there are other jobs who cannot do this either, like SCH, BRD, MCH, MNK… Do not worry, I also have a brilliant and beautiful idea for Monk:

While it might look like it’s covering your whole screen, don’t worry, you can just place it over your party list or your chatlog. As MNK, you don’t need to know what the rest of the group is doing anyway.

In case it’s not clear, this is a bad advice post. Please don’t be bad.

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Riiko’s Final Fantasy XIV 3.x BLM Guide: Even you can do this

You are a Black Mage. Your task is to deal damage.

First of all, you put your Ley lines down. This way, your whole group can profit from Ley lines too!

Make sure to cast Explosions as often as possible.

More EXPLISION!

DO STRONGER EXPLOSIONS!

Even if your friends die around you, you are doing your job right.

If you worry about not getting healed or people complain about getting killed by you, just tell them: “You have to adjust!” This handy tip comes from Larryzaur’s “Bascially, BLM” guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybFvTcAOf4

Please note: While people can stand in your Ley lines, they actually don’t have any effect on them. Also note that this guide is purposely bad. It’s not really a guide.

Primal Themed Summoner Glamour

Thanks to the Egi Glamours, Summoners can now feel like they have actually obtained 3 new Egis can summon Carbuncle although they are no Arcanist anymore.

First up, the Blue outfit. It’s a winterly Cat princess outfit.

Next, the yellow Chocobo Mage outfit!

And finally, the red Songbird bunny outfit!

But I didn’t stop there.

For Garuda, I made a small Leprechaun outfit. But many mistook it for a Link Glamour…

I wrote down their names for too vivid imagination…

Finally, the purple Ramuh outfit!

Oh wait, we don’t have Ramuh, forget I ever created this purple beauty…

As condolences to my fellow SMN friends who mourn about the lack of epic Primals to summon, why not try out Astrologian instead?

I mean, it looks great:

This was my contest application screenshot for the Moogle Post. The contest’s subject was “Hot Pants”, so there you go. ò.óV

Summoner Egi Glamour: You just have to imagine it

The news of Egi Glamours spread quickly through the realm.

My Arcanist guild leader whose name I will never remember trained me.

I was really curious about all this glamour.

She told me that if I summon Ifrit but imagine a red Carbuncle, Ifrit will appear as a red Carbuncle.

Or a yellow one.

I really loved the glamours!

I surprised even friends like Chelci with the adorable Carbuncles.

At first, people though I was an Arcanist noob cause I had the tank carbuncle out. But it was actually Garuda LOLOLOL Got ya!

Yeah, it’s not really funny, but I still found it hilarious.

See me with my yellow buddies:

Yellow is the new trend color, didn’t you hear?

Okay, I’ll shut up and lock me inside an aquarium so you don’t need to read this awfullness anymore.

But I seriously was looking for actual glamours. Like, an epic massive Ifrit, Garuda and Titan. Or at least a Bahamut!

Demons of Dark Knights and how Moogles can save you

Dark Knight was my last job that I had not leveled up to level 60. So despite me not liking the job itself, I had to do it.

That’s when my teacher Frey started to show worrysome signs of sinister auras around him.

He proceeded to kill innocent soldiers who hadn’t done anything to him!

When I saw his eyes, I knew something was wrong.

It was his demon who had taken over Frey’s body!

When Frey collapsed, the demon created a mirror image of me O.O

It was so weird looking at myself in quite epic armor. Looked decent actually.

But that wasn’t the issue here. We fought fiercely!

Of course I was victorious.

I didn’t slay the demon me, but I weakened her so she would listen to me.

I told her how I would accept her if she became my slave.

She needed a body, a host, in order to survive so she didn’t have a chance.

Either death or accepting my terms. (I had learned from the Allagan nodes to make good contracts.)

And so, I accepted the demon from the void to slumber within me.

Actually, she was a very kind demon – just like me! :D

With my newly found skills, I was approached by Sigurd and some elezen girl.

They had troubles and while I wasn’t sure what was the issue, I knew it was gonna be awful as they involved my old Conjurer teacher.

Another babysitting quest?

But then, we traveled to the dragons and they told me what was going on!

The girl had the blood of a dragon. But it was her father who had taken it in some bloody ritual.

Now, priests were hunting her down.

And it turns out, her own mother was hunting her to lock her up O.O

I activated my Dark Knight void demon powers as I couldn’t let this happen!

The demon had vast knoeldge and told me to go seek out the moogles.

I knew the Moogles were plotting something but I wasn’t sure what it was yet…

As per their request, we battled at them until they fell to the floor, muttering, aching, weeping. Poor fellows.

But then, they rose up and started…

…singing and dancing!

The dance made Sigurudu think about his way of handling things. He and the lil girl had a long talk which was long overdue.

And they lived happily ever after.

Thanks to the Moogles’ witty plans, they were finally able to see eye to an eye with each other and come to a common agreement.

I was certain that once the girl was old enough, they would marry and have a happy family.

 

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