Tonberry Love Story

Let me tell you the sweetest Love story there is.

Surito, my Scholar teacher who is a Tonberry, had found information that it might be possible to stop the Tonberry curse from spreading. Curing it still seemed impossible.

It was quite important, otherwise, unsuspecting Lalafell might be transformed and hunted down! O.O;

Anyway, he asked us to look for a specific Tonberry that had wandered off on their own.

Who knew which company was now hunting tonberries…

So we pretended to be looking to hunt it andsearched for clues.

A tonberry was indeed sighted in the Shroud, so we looked there.

Quickly, we found Miqo’te hunters who had captured a tonberry!

Quickly, I scared the hunters away – they all knew the adventurer who repeatedly raged in their outposts – and healed the tonby up.

Hello, I’m Riiko.

Suddenly, Alka was all gentleman-like.

I was like… what?!

A lady? How…?

Alka thought I was joking.

Obviously she was a lady.

I started to understand how any non-Lala felt when looking at a Lalafell.

Setoto, the rescued Tonberry thanked us for our help.

Her father was a researcher of the tonberry plague and together, we ventured through the Wanderer’s palace in search of clues.

We found a treasure chest that contained his belongings.

…and a soul crystal.

Whensuddenly, Setoto started glwoing and a purple ball formed.

Then, the ball rushed off and Setoto fell to the ground unconscious.

We quickly returned her to Camp Tranquil where the unfriendly Elf was awaiting us.

Alka and me followed the pruple ball.

Finally, we defeated the statue that it had occupied.

It dropped a red stone.

A pretty, red stone.

Back at the camp, Alka again used his charme to compliment Setoto.

This cheered her up successfully.

And now, the love story:

He was still a little too… unperceptive of some thing, but I’m sure they’ll do just fine.

All is well that ends well. I’m looking forward to more adventures with Alka and Setoto some time in the future.

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Let’s summon Bahamut, the Primal who nearly destroyed the world!

As my Summoner training continued, I found a tome with my teacher.

The tome exploded in some weird dust.

Usually, this meant a chemical attack and my dear friend would be dead by now.

Luckily, we are in Eorzea and no such thing happens here.

The tome was actually alive.

It called itself Principia and seemed to be a tome about summonings.

It promised to be good and to teach me secrets of summoning.

I don’t know where they came fro, but suddenly there were some Summoner apprentices.

Excuse me? Wasn’t this just supposed to be training for myself?!

I had to fight them to show Princi my power.

Fair enough.

Needless to say, I crushed them.

Princi was very pleased.

Some time later, it took us to a Frontlines area where Sephirot Egi was raging. Oh neat, a new potential primal I could summon! ö.ö

Unfortunately, we only met the master of the tome.

He was like “lol ur all noobs I will destroy you” kinda.

Turns out, he was just a clone of the real master which was possible with Allagan technology.

I trained hard to become stronger so that I could kill this and any further potential clones.

What I needed was more power. More primals.

MORE DESTRUCTION!

Yes, you are seeing this correctly, I learned to summon Bahamut! How?

Well, we did some Allagan technology stuff…

We faced the evil master of the tome.

There were actually 3 of them and they had an ADS with them.

Unlucky for them was that they didn’t seem to know that ADS was killed within seconds these days cause it was comparably weak :D

And so, I became a Summoner that can summon Bahamut.

My next goal is to take it to the next level and become Bahamut while Bahamut is summoned.

BAHAMUTOVERKILLOMG!

The Horrors of Babysitting Sylphie

It was a terrifying path but I managed to keep calm and manage the situation like a grown up.

Sylphie was with me.

I was babysitting again.

She had seen kids in the woods. This is nothing unusual, they might just be playing there, right?

Turns out, they were emitting some kind of magical power which they couldn’t control.

The kid was also super scared that we’d lock it into a cage.

Thankfully, Sylphie was also still just a kid so they could talk on their level to each other.

The kid calmed down and accepted us as friends.

Okay, that was easy.

But the, the kid found out that Sylphie was a Conjurer. Whoooops!

Panic in the face of the kid before it fled deeper into the woods.

We followed her to a wooden cottage.

The mother was waiting for us outside.

She actually scared us away with a bow that was below level 10 or something. Really scary stuff.

We had a very short battle until she suddenly started to collapse. I hadn’t even thrown rocks at her yet!

The daughter, Gatty, ran out of the house and GASP!

She was a he!

I’m kidding. She had horns. Like the Padaajlallas people from the Conjurers Guild!

Directly, Gatty started to emitt some power.

An Imp appeared.

It summoned some demons in an attempt to kidnap Gatty.

Not surprised, Gatty wasn’t allowed with strangers when all their visitors were imps and demons…

Of course I beat the demon with ease.

Then, Sylphie had in idea.

Absolutely brilliant. I would never hear from them again and maybe some demon would take care of them.

Before I could leave, the Conjurer Guild Master entered the house.

Oh no… Please don’t make me babysit Sylphie any longer!

Another demon attacked and the mom got badls injured.

We tried to heal her but it was too late.

With the mom’s death, Gatty was completely out of control. Demons appeared, trying to devour lil Gatty.

Of course I couldn’t let that happen! I healed Gatty and defeated the attacking demon.

Aaaand done!

They decided to take Gatty in and teach her the way of the Conjurer. Seems like Sylphie now has to babysit her and I was finally free!

The joy and relief I felt was immeasurable. Finally free from Babysitting Sylphie! Never again!!

WHM Job Gauge Improvement Idea (and MNK)

Do you know the issue that you have 3 lilies but all abilities that could use them up are on cooldown? You just had to heal that much!

No? I don’t know this issue either, but in case this ever happens, I have THE idea to improve the WHM Job Gauge. It’s a revolutionary idea, that will make the job with their lily system a lot more efficient.

Here is a sample picture of how it could look like:

Most jobs can show off and gather 69 <whatever> of their job gauge. On the other hand, several jobs are unable to do so. Is this fair?

No! This is completely unfair! WHMs should be able to gather 69 Lilies and take screenshots to brag on twitter of it as well!

Of course I understand, there are other jobs who cannot do this either, like SCH, BRD, MCH, MNK… Do not worry, I also have a brilliant and beautiful idea for Monk:

While it might look like it’s covering your whole screen, don’t worry, you can just place it over your party list or your chatlog. As MNK, you don’t need to know what the rest of the group is doing anyway.

In case it’s not clear, this is a bad advice post. Please don’t be bad.

Riiko’s Final Fantasy XIV 3.x BLM Guide: Even you can do this

You are a Black Mage. Your task is to deal damage.

First of all, you put your Ley lines down. This way, your whole group can profit from Ley lines too!

Make sure to cast Explosions as often as possible.

More EXPLISION!

DO STRONGER EXPLOSIONS!

Even if your friends die around you, you are doing your job right.

If you worry about not getting healed or people complain about getting killed by you, just tell them: “You have to adjust!” This handy tip comes from Larryzaur’s “Bascially, BLM” guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybFvTcAOf4

Please note: While people can stand in your Ley lines, they actually don’t have any effect on them. Also note that this guide is purposely bad. It’s not really a guide.

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