Stormblood Job quest summary

The new Astventures contained stargazing. A lot of it. I never saw any of their star signs in the stars. A Geomancer showed up and he clearly got here through Atomos from Vana’diel. Turns out, he lives in Kugane and has to protect the town from evil beasts! O.O;;

The Bard quests were as boring as can be. We basically played music and traveled the world while nobody was listening to us.

As a Machinist, I mettled with some Ishgardian Brune locals.

As the Monk quests started, I felt there were great things coming.

Unfortunately, there weren’t. I had to play babyistter for my teacher and didn’t even remember the pupils’ names… So I decided to quit.

As Paladin, I was for once not asked to kill someone. Instead, I was forced to sign up in the Gladiator battles.

Funny enough, I was allowed to stay Paladin and didn’t have my job stone off at all. Nanamo even supported this and let me have an easy win.

After that tournament, I decided to stop these boring battles and fester my summoning skills.

As you can see, it’s working really well. While I take pictures, the group fights the fight for me. My DoTs are ticking, so why would there be any complaint ever?

Bahamut is majestic as f*** and he’s mine now.

But brace yourself for this ultimate attack of mine.

I evolved into Bahamut myself…

…while having Bahamut summoned!

I’ll call this the ultimate Bahamut Flare! It pierces not only enemies but also allies. I’m really sorry, but it’s so powerful that it’s not possible to control.

Due to my accidental murder of Niko, I changed my image and became an Summonemo.



A Warrior Love Story

I met with my Warrior Roe Teachers in The Wolves’ Den for some Duels.

That’s when a warrior lady went havoc.

She went full Berserk mode!

Attacking defenseless Roes, she didn’t hesitate for a second…

…and kicked them out of the arena.

My teacher fell for her instantly.

Her rage was like the most beautiful thing he had ever gazed upon.

Unfortunately for him, she also knocked him out…

Me, the smallest Warrior around, battled her until she came to her senses. Probably cause she couldn’t bear attacking a “child”. <_<

She was super happy when I suggested that my teacher will now be her teacher! He promised to guide her so she can follow the path of the Warrior without ever raging.

Turns out, she is from the Azim Steppe and wants to return to her home once she can control her Rage.

Oh, you want to know how the story continues?

Well, why don’t you take out your Warrior and help the two find their true love?

Basic Samurai Starter Kit for everyone

One fine day in Ul’dah, I heard someone advertise some exotic swordsman show.

Turns out, it was just some old dude in fancy clothing trying to get as much attention as possible.

He gave everyone who came to talk to him a Basic Samurai Starter Kit.

I put it on and already felt like a true Samurai.

Thanks to either Allagan Technology or aetherite, I was able to face the master of the blade…

…with actual Samurai techniques I had never known or used before in my life.

After defeating the master, he accepted me as his pupil. That green Lala is something like his manager or something.

That merchant lala in the background is all like “WTH, this is the 20.000th adventurer this guy made his pupil… I sense some shady business…”

Thanks to my newly gained power, I was now able to split the earth with immeasurable power.

I’m just THAT cool, now.

From Red Mage to Chocobo Mage

One fine day I observed some fancy guy fighting Thaumaturges.

He had a unique fighting style where he transformed his sword into a staff!

It looked pretty cool.

So I decided to make him my teacher.

Many others had the same idea.

Yet, I was the one he chose.

I learned his skills and cast awesome magic with sword and staff.

And then, one day I transformed into the Chocobo Mage!

It’s really exhausting to be a chocobo mage so I gotta take a lot of naps.

The best thing is that you can quickly make a lot of new friends! :D

You also look very fierce and your enemies shiver in fear when they see you running at them.

Some Red Mages transformed into Moogle Mages like Cayu. She is known in the world for her Moogle magic.

May I present to you, my chocobo mother. She is beautiful, kind and beautiful!

She’s scolting me with evil stares whenever I did something wrong.

But then I make awesome pictures of myself.

It’s times like these that I get head pats and she praises me. ö.ö

You are wondering what happened to the Red mages? Well, most of them died, cause they use their aether too much. Ever wondered why the WHM/BLM Aero or Thunder spells are Damage over Time while the RDM version is instant damage? This is because the RDM has found ways to channel their aether to one point in time so that the damage is dealt at once. However, if you do this too much, your aether gets drained completely and you die. Whoops. :D

Ninja Undercover mission gone wrong

I was called to Oboro, my Ninja teacher. He wanted to go on an undercover mission to Limsa and I should join him.

Super unsuspicious undercover outfits lead to a successful mission.

We found some bandits that came to Costa del Sol from Kugane or so.

They said funny things at me so I had to show them who’s right.

My teachers had done the same.

They praised me for my quick action and execution of the bandits.

The crazy dude appeared again and was like “Yeah, go ahead and kill all people!”

Back in the Ninja hideout, I was really unhappy with this development. We had just left several dead bodies at the beach. Where people go for holidays. To bathe. To enjoy themselves. SERIOUSLY?!

I addressed my issue to my dear FC for help.

They already knew what the deal was. I had already climbed up in ranks and become “Eorzea’s top serial killer” and “people know what happens when they don’t accept me as a hero”.

Can’t even deny what they said… :\ But I’m not very happy about it.

Or am I?

You wouldn’t dare to doubt my awesomeness in any way, would you?

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