Tonberry Love Story

Let me tell you the sweetest Love story there is.

Surito, my Scholar teacher who is a Tonberry, had found information that it might be possible to stop the Tonberry curse from spreading. Curing it still seemed impossible.

It was quite important, otherwise, unsuspecting Lalafell might be transformed and hunted down! O.O;

Anyway, he asked us to look for a specific Tonberry that had wandered off on their own.

Who knew which company was now hunting tonberries…

So we pretended to be looking to hunt it andsearched for clues.

A tonberry was indeed sighted in the Shroud, so we looked there.

Quickly, we found Miqo’te hunters who had captured a tonberry!

Quickly, I scared the hunters away – they all knew the adventurer who repeatedly raged in their outposts – and healed the tonby up.

Hello, I’m Riiko.

Suddenly, Alka was all gentleman-like.

I was like… what?!

A lady? How…?

Alka thought I was joking.

Obviously she was a lady.

I started to understand how any non-Lala felt when looking at a Lalafell.

Setoto, the rescued Tonberry thanked us for our help.

Her father was a researcher of the tonberry plague and together, we ventured through the Wanderer’s palace in search of clues.

We found a treasure chest that contained his belongings.

…and a soul crystal.

Whensuddenly, Setoto started glwoing and a purple ball formed.

Then, the ball rushed off and Setoto fell to the ground unconscious.

We quickly returned her to Camp Tranquil where the unfriendly Elf was awaiting us.

Alka and me followed the pruple ball.

Finally, we defeated the statue that it had occupied.

It dropped a red stone.

A pretty, red stone.

Back at the camp, Alka again used his charme to compliment Setoto.

This cheered her up successfully.

And now, the love story:

He was still a little too… unperceptive of some thing, but I’m sure they’ll do just fine.

All is well that ends well. I’m looking forward to more adventures with Alka and Setoto some time in the future.


Eternal Bond of Niko and Dash: 02.09.2017

Two months ago, Niko and Dashie formed the Eternal Bond of their lives.

It was a wonderful day and they awaited their guests while mounted on dangerous Coeurls!

Cayu and me arrived first and we decided to introduce some special guests.

First of all, we had booked Aymeric to have an important meeting with the Warriors of Light. He couldn’t say no.

We also organized a stripper with its Chocobo dancer! This was going to be an amazing celebration!

Finally, we were allowed to enter the waiting area. We had Loxie, Lilly, Berew, Chelci, Riiko (that’s me!), Cayu and a stranger with us! She was a mysterious lady.

We actually filled one bench in the Cathedral. o.o;

Our pets ran around wildly. Nobody cared.

Finally, the couple arrived in a floating vessel, lead by Moogles! What a beautiful sight ö.ö

They promised to be eternally bound to each other by drinking from a cup.

It looked just like the cup from Nanamo.


Luckily, they survived and we celebrated big time that they had lived through the poisoning attempt by the NPC…

Afterwards, we scavenged through Niko’s and Dashie’s houses to dance and celebrate.

They had set up the delicious wedding cake. Not long after, it was gone. My stomach was so full!

Only Loxie still had appetite for the little pet they kept in an aquarium…

To this day, nobody has filed a complaint for the missing fish. I think, they still haven’t noticed it’s gone…

Wish you all the best! :D

Riiko’s Susano Ex Wipe Guide

First, the fight is unlocked at this suspisious Yoshida lookalike. You must have defeated Susano once in the Red Sahagin home.

The most imprtant thing is to click anything that is possible to click.

Especially a button like this.

Your group will love you if you do this as DPS or healer and you’re certain to fail this challenge.

Welcome to the Susano Ex Trial. I’m Riiko and I’ll be your Wipe Guide.

(Similarities of this catchphrase to actually good youtube guides are totally unintended.)

This is what your group will look like when you follow this guide.

Drenched in rain, full of hopelessness and despair, missing words to say at what just happened.

Make sure to no evade stuff. Who cares when the healers can just raise you again?

Let Bahamut do all the work for you.

Do stand in the funny red-black goo.

Sinking in is totally not dangerous.

Don’t worry about Susano’s size. Size doesn’t mean everything.

Eventually, you’ll get carried through. And you get your mount too! Congratulations.

For farming runs, make sure to let Bahamut take the sword. He’s really efficient at this as you can se in the following screenshot.

When things go down, have a healer LB3 to make up for your mistakes. It’s their job after all.

Hope you found this guide helpful.

(Please don’t follow it…)

Kugane Castle: Your Shirogane home replacement…?

We infiltrated Kugane Castle.

Yes, Kugane is kinda at peace and I still don’t know why we haven’t fought off the Imperials that reside there, but I’m sure Tataru knows why.

At first, I didn’t know why we had to raid through Kugane Castle, but it came to me a bit later…

First, we entered a nice garden and open space.

It all looked very Kuganeish.

The guards attacked us directly.

It was the last thing they did.

The sight was amazing. I just love the Kugane style although it looks a bit too japanese and not enough fantasy. But who am I to judge when I absolutely love the traditional japanese designs?

More beauty.

The group was calling me already and I really shouldn’t let them get killed by the guards and ninjas.

Finally, we entered the castle itself.

It had beautiful designed interiors.

The monsters they summoned were really scary though…. x_x

They even flipped the tatami mats in an attempt to kill us.

Yeah, no chance to scare us off this easily.

Suddenly, two Tengus joined out enemy team. O.o;; Was it really okay to fight these blessed creatures?

Oh look, pretty umbrella displays? Can I have this for my house, too?

Suddenly, a massive oni came at me.

Oh, it was just a wall painting.

Finally, the last boss appeared.

A rich and terrified man.

That shouldn’t be much of a challenge…

Turns out, he was so rich, he could afford to summon Yojinbo to fight us.

Unfortunately for him, his money ran out and Yojinbo left.


At least the theatre we were in looked really nice!

The lord begged us for mercy.

Guess if he gave me this place instead of a Shirogane house, we could call it even.

He agreed and I now owned this place.

It’s amazing isn’t it? ö.ö

And then the duty timer timed out and I was kicked out of my new home. :\

Yes, the FATE is really called Foxy Lady

Yanxia is a plain and sad area. It has very few colors. Yet, it has its beautiful sides.

Have you visited the secret cherry tree spring area before?

The wall is quite impressive too! ö.ö

Most importantly, it has the Fox FATEs.

It starts with 2 FATES that spawn Outfoxed.

Outfoxed has an Au Ra lady with fox ears, wearing a beautiful Miko dress. She is menaced by some evil dude!!

She casts some magic at him.

But as this doesn’t scare him away, the beast in her breaks out and she transforms into the Nine Tails!

She fights awful face monsters, summoned by the buddies of this evil guy.

Finally, she is all weakened and the evil dudes defeated… I guess?

If you’re lucky, the Foxy Lady will appear at one of several points in Yanxia.

She is a massively huge Fox this time and is extremely powerful. Ensure to summon as many allies as possible!

Once defeated, the lady has returned to her human form. Little foxes gather around her and see her to get healed up.

After the FATEs are done, you get token with which you can buy fox ear headpiece, fox minion and a lot of cute foxes to place in your house or apartment. ö.ö

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