New Year 2016/2017: Year of the Cock

2017 is the year of the Cock! Rejoice celebrating all Chocobos, cocks and birds alike through this year!

Please note that while some call it “Year of the Rooster”, the townsfolk in Eorzea specifically calls it “Year of the Cock”. As I would like to write authentic posts, I am sticking to this name.

The quest was like every year, really. We solved the problems of the troubled guy who really likes awful hats.

For this year’s cock kabuto (cock helm) I had to once more steal mochi from a location that was heavily guarded by an evil monster with a massive hammer.

It wasn’t hard. I had practice thanks to many years of experience and lead the cock event to a big success.

In the end, even the Paissa joined the celebration of the Chocobo who would mainly be worshiped this year.

And this, my dear friends, was the very short seasonal cock event.

I am refraining from making inappropriate puns at this stage. Thank you for your understanding.

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