Heavensward Story 3.4: The most romantic dinner…?

One fine day, I received a fancy card with an invitation.

It was from Aymeric and he invited me over for a meal.

I did not expect a romantic candle light dinner, but of course I didn’t refuse any second of it!

It was perfect! Aymeric and me talked about this and that while enjoying the excellently prepared food.

Aymy seemed very happy too! ö.ö;

When suddenly, the bubble was destroyed by the butler offering more wine!

Even Aymeric was politely sending him away – while accepting some wine obviously!

But the butler had other plans.

He was quite creative and decided to mix us a special drink. Without our request. And without leaving us alone.

So I saw him starting to mix weird things together…

This is when I had a deja vu.

What to do…?

It was too late to stop Aymeric! He was already drinking all the wine! x_x;;

I already blamed myself for his death.

When suddenly, some awful servants entered with some awful message.

Alisaie had been injured and needed my immediate examination.

I was not amused.

Aymeric wasn’t either.

Unfortunately, Aymeric was a man of duty and forced me to go.

One more reason to dislike Alisaie.

Then, Tataru asked me to check her. Of course there was no way to say no to Tataru!

Alisaie was fine. After some Esunas and Cures, I let her slowly recover with a Regen spell, cast in Cleric stance. So that it takes a little longer.

She then whispered this to me:


Where the hell did she get that information from? <.<;

Tataru decided to inform the others. Seems like I had no choice but to go with Tataru’s guidance and help out save Eorzea once more.


Let Me Gubal That for You – The Gubal Library (Hard) Dungeon

One fine day I came across this beautifully named quest:

Let Me Gubal That for You.

It spoke to me. I do this so often for friends and colleagues who seem incapable of doing so themselves. In return, they see me as some kind of god in some areas and come to me with more questions about said topics which I google as well :D

Funny enough, Gubal is a massive Library, basically like Google.


The books pile up to the ceilings – if there are any.

Books, wherever you look.

But there is a catch. You can’t just safely walk through it and check out all the books. Unlike Google, you have to fight the viruses and monsters yourself!

You have massive book works that try to devour you.

There are some books that aren’t books but monsters who want to eat you in one bite!

But once you have defeated them, magic happens. You have to look carefully but eventually you can find magic books that bring you further, higher!

Some books are locked away because their content is so sensitive.

I’m sure if we tried, we could unlock them and see all your embarassing screenshots!!

(Yes, I mean you, you who is reading this right now!)

The statues of the protectors of the books come to life whenever you get too close to them. It’s liek a “Movement detector”. So be careful!

In the end, if you try to steal a book illegally, a massive Owl descends from the hall of books.

It will force you to “Check it out” and throws books at you.

It’s not just any books. It’s your most embarassing moments in Eorzea you have ever encountered – even if you didn’T take screenshots of it – surely someone else has done this for you. :D

If the battle drags on, the owl will summon an adorable Behemoth out of a book.

In an attempt to defeat the Behemoth, unfortunately, the magical book was destroyed. I was already looking forward to finally have a book my size from which I can summon an Egi that’s worth my power.

Praise the Paissa

I found out that I had this post prepared for a year but failed to hot “schedule” when finalizing it. So it was never actually published. It is from March 2016… Please enjoy it! :D

I finally obtained the Paissa minion!

While I was trying out new outfits to prepare for the wedding, it was always by my side. I know, I’m only a guest, but I still wanna look nice ò.ó;;

2016-02-07 Rii Paissa

That was when one morning, I suddenly woke up and felt somehow different.

I mean, I rolled out of the bed as usual, but I felt like my tummy was even bigger and my legs were way more shorter!

Pff, whatever! Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten all those bubble chocolates and muffins that Ley had given me. <.<

Anyway, it was time to venture forth and unlock the Gnath beastmen dailies.

Somehow, the Gnaths stared at me, like I was some kind of insect to them.

Once they had sniffed me, they lifted me up and put me into their food storage!!

When I panically asked, what they were thinking and that I was the hero of light that saved Eorzea several times, they looked at me weirdly and locked me in.

Luckily, after a few moments, I was able to sneak away.

I just don’t know what went wrong!

I’m back with Blog Statistics!

Hello everyone,

Do you remember me? It’s Riiko Rinkoko from Eorzea!

Yes, I’m still alive and yes, I do have not posted anything for about 4 months. The laziness had taken the better of me but I decided that the draught in content before Stormblood release is a unique chance to catch up on the thousands of screenshots and hundreds of posts that I still have to write.

What motivated me most were the statistics of my blog. I love overviews and statistics.

First up, the overview of all-time posts, views and visitors.

Funny enough, the 30th August 2016 had the most views ever although there was no blog update on that day at all. One day before, a post entitled Moogles just want one thing: Free Kupo Nuts was published. Maybe there is a connection!

Next up the total visitors per year. As you can see, in 2014 with ARR my blog became slowly popular. 2015 and 2016 were quite well-going years! ö.ö In 2017, despite having nearly no posts published, there were still visitors!

I would like to thank you so much for still being interested :D

Below you can find an overview of views (they didn’t have this for visitors) per month and year. It seems the months of August and September are the most popular ones. Is it because of school summer holidays?

The most popular day and hour of the week is Thursday, 10pm. I guess that’s daytime for US?

My followers consist of the following:

The Social ones are split by my facebook and twitter followers:

And now, the most interesting thing. A map displaying the location of my visitors! This overview displays the all-time visitor numbers and countries.

Below you can find a list sorted by numbers of views. I’ve only displayed those countries that have a total of 400 or more views.

Comparing my parrotlet website and this one, I clearly have built up a decently known site that I want to continue both of them and increase popularity.

Why? Because I love to entertain you! (This is not sponsored by a german TV channel!)

It’s true though. I actually really like writing the blogs and I need to take more time for them.
See you around soon,


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