Niko Nomad’s “All Healz Riiko” Art

Lately, I was mocked for not healing but do not worry! Niko was the only one to realize my full potential.

Secretly, I can become a super healer because… I have all the healz!! ò_óV

You don’t believe it? Well, here is a picture of proof:

Please note the evilness in my eyes while staring at all unbelievers. They will realize their mistakes when they get card buffs, fairy heals and massive holy spams IN THEIR FACES!

Thanks a lot, Niko, for this awesome art! ö.ö <3 As already stated, I do look a bit skinny. In future I would appreciate if my belly can be shown off more.

It’s like a trophy to us Lalafell.


GRRR! Scary Halloween 2017

The All Saint’s Wake 2017 was a spectacular event. Everyone turned into a furry little wolf. It was rather cuddly than scary to be honest.

We had to intensively explore the Haunted Manor again for some new furnishings.

In addition, we got this adorable outfit:

I also claimed my own pumpkin and only left it once it was all eaten up ò.ó

You could see hundreds of little wolves run around, screaming “GRRR!” at the people to scare them. It was a feast!

If you want to check out the decoration, feel free to come by my house. You can still find it there if you look closely. :)

Ninja Undercover mission gone wrong

I was called to Oboro, my Ninja teacher. He wanted to go on an undercover mission to Limsa and I should join him.

Super unsuspicious undercover outfits lead to a successful mission.

We found some bandits that came to Costa del Sol from Kugane or so.

They said funny things at me so I had to show them who’s right.

My teachers had done the same.

They praised me for my quick action and execution of the bandits.

The crazy dude appeared again and was like “Yeah, go ahead and kill all people!”

Back in the Ninja hideout, I was really unhappy with this development. We had just left several dead bodies at the beach. Where people go for holidays. To bathe. To enjoy themselves. SERIOUSLY?!

I addressed my issue to my dear FC for help.

They already knew what the deal was. I had already climbed up in ranks and become “Eorzea’s top serial killer” and “people know what happens when they don’t accept me as a hero”.

Can’t even deny what they said… :\ But I’m not very happy about it.

Or am I?

You wouldn’t dare to doubt my awesomeness in any way, would you?

Riiko Rinkoko will be replaced by the famous and popular Koori Konriri?!

It all started with a simple request. We were chatting about the O4S mount on Discord.

J’nairoh: Everyone that wants one will get one.
Riiko Rinkoko: Who doesn’t want a massive snake to ride on? :D
Repp PewPew: I want to see Riiko riding a massive snake in MSpaint

The feedback was mixed.

Repp PewPew: Exactly what I was hoping for
Bayani Tenzen: to be honest, im disappointed she didn’t take the time to colour in the onesie…
Repp PewPew: Let’s see your effort

Repp challenged Bayani and the outcome was… Unique

Repp PewPew: D for effort
Riiko Rinkoko: wtf did you do with rii’s eyes? that’s terrifying!!
Bayani Tenzen: who is Rii? that my own designed character called Koori Konriri

Turns out, Bay drew a completely different person. Everyone seemed to know her except me. And let me tell you, she appears to be a super star!

J’nairoh: I heard Spielberg is trying to sign her for the leading role in his new movie.
Riiko Rinkoko: Oh bugger off!!
J‘nairoh: Now now, just because you’re jealous of her beauty, talent and success is no reason to get angry.

Repp PewPew: Everything I learned about healing was from Koori, a true hero
Riiko Rinkoko: I hate you all.
Rare: That’s not what Koori would say. A ray of sunshine in our daily lives
Turns out, this Koori is not only a Hollywood star but also a master healer, a sunshine and more…
Bayani Tenzen: I don’t know about you guys but I learned about Koori from the famous Studio Ghibli Film…. Koori’s Delivery Service

Rare: Also it appears that Koori may be a cactuar underneath that onesie
Repp PewPew: I was thinking that
I did one last effort to badmouth this awful Koori.
Riiko Rinkoko: (…) why is there a fidget spinner falling out of koori’s bag? She clearly thinks she’s one of the cool ppl…..

Everyone ignored me.
Repp PewPew
Is Koori free tonight for O4S?
Repp PewPew: That solo was pretty impressive she did
J’nairoh: I don’t think she raids with scrubs
Repp PewPew: I’d never have thought of casting Reflect on Alamgest

Bay’s unique Paint Art became more unique with each painting he posted pf this awful Healer Goddess…

Repp PewPew: What does the scouter say about her power level?

From there, it went down pretty fast and they dug up this adorable picture where she poses in a seductive pose.

Riiko Rinkoko: Can I make this into a blog post? ö.ö
Bayani Tenzen: sure
Bayani Tenzen: I’m sure Koori appreicates the free publicity
Rare: Koori has an awesome blog. Always filled with interesting and thought provoking entries

Next thing they ask of me is to leave Discord, give up OP Underlord status and invite Koori instead… At least Bay already prepared Triple Triad Style Avatar for her convenience.

When I tried to object to these terrible acts of injustice performed against me…

…it was countered by the awfuk Koori once more… with fidget spinners!

Looks like I have to lead a terrible life from now on.

In the end, Koori’s imdb page took fhe doubt from everyone in my FC that she is an imposter.

Rare: Um… guys… Koori’s story totally checks out
Niko Nomad: seems legit
Lillysilvermane: haha how did you do that?
Rare: I searched for Koori Konriri on IMDB
Lillysilvermane: lol…..i dont buy it
Niko Nomad: Lilly the Unlilly… Unbelliever

(For readers unfamiliar with my (Riiko Rinkoko’s) paint pictures, maybe now is the time to check them to see why this is so extremely funny.)

Breaking News: Dark Knight NPC reinforces murdering other NPCs!

It was in the snowy Coerthas when the Dark Knight teacher and me approached the mother of our little girl. She was some dragon-elezen halfbreed and her mother had allowed experiments on her with dragon blood.

Her mother, this “honorable” priest from Ishgard however, didn’t agree that what she had done was wrong.

So we fought her and her bodyguards.

Needless to say, we won.

It was only her left alive!

He was ready to be merciful.

She had gone crazy. Just like Thordan and his knights.

And the girl was like… “Please kill her.”

So we did. Without hesitation. O.O;;

And I successfully finished my trial as Dark Knight! I got praised and learned new stuff.

Yet, we left the mother and her bodyguards dead in the snow. We didn’t even bring them back for a proper burial.


I wasn’t sure if this was okay, but thanks to me being the Eorzea Police, nothing back happened to me.

Only noticed that my Dark Knight soul stone suddenly started dimming.

This was the most happiest day in my life. I could never be a Dark Knight again without a soul stone, right?

I was already planning to throw a big party, when these NPCs showed up…

They forced me to investigate what was going on. I really didn’t feel like fiddling with Elezen at the moment…

Some dark aura had absorbed my power, it seems.

I fought it in the hopes to get it back. (Or at least I pretended I was)

Turns out, it was unsuccessfull. In the end, the thing got my Dark Knight aether and I couldn’t be DRK anymore.

All is well that ends well. :D

Only worrysome thing is the look of this kid:

I hope my DRK powers will never be returned to me.

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